Broad City Meets Jumanji 2: Welcome to the Jungle

Broad City Meets Jumanji 2: Welcome to the Jungle

Memes and GIFs are a universal form of communication. It doesn’t matter who, what, where, when, why, or how. It will make sense. It will also add some character to whatever point you’re trying to get across. If you don’t believe me, then just keep reading. But first,

I’m going to use memes and GIFs of Abbi and Ilana as reactions to Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. And you’re going to love it. Haven’t seen either Broad City or Jumanji?

Anywayyyyyyyyyyy, here are Abbi, Ilana, 10 moments from Jumanji, GIFs, memes, spoilers, and fun. But first, let’s compare a “pose off”. Who did it best?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Poor Martha, Spencer, Fridge, and Bethany. Realizing you’ve been sucked into a video game just isn’t on everyone’s bucket list. Abbi and Ilana are game for anything, though (see what I did there?). Still, it’s Abbi and Ilana. At first, when realizing they’re actually in Jumanji, they’d be all

but then 2 minutes later they’d be like

Remember when Professor Oberon wanted Ruby to see his penis?

She respectfully declined, but Ilana? No, Ilana’s response would’ve been none other than

We all know the Qweens of Broad City are all about female empowerment. So, you can just imagine their reactions when Ruby kicks some serious ass with her dance fighting moves

It would probably look something like this, no?

or maybe this

DEFINITELY this

I know Bethany wants everyone to forget she was swallowed whole by a hippo

But Abbi and Ilana just aren’t capable of this

As if having the name “Mouse” and being a weapons valet weren’t bad enough, you also find out that cake is a weakness of yours

You aren’t alone in your anger over not being able to eat cake/bread, Mouse Finbar

When Bethany shouted “Yes, Queen!” as she watched Martha slay two bodyguards that may or may not have the bloodlines of giants, any proper Broad City broad likely had the same reaction. And it likely looked like this

No moment during the movie was as uplifting as when Spencer realized just how strong he was

and everybody rejoiced when he made sure Fridge realized this, too

Dr. Smolder Bravestone caught everyone’s attention whenever he did this

and in response, we all did one or all of the following

Upon learning that his weaknesses include “strength, speed, and cake”, Martha tries to make Fridge feel better by pointing out he’s also a good “weapons valet.” Had Ilana been there, she too would’ve offered support, just in her own unique way

Remember when Fridge dropped the precious jewel out of the helicopter? Fridge, the weapons valet, whose strength is to literally hold onto things, dropped the only thing inside Jumanji’s existence that could save them because he thought he was going to throw up after drinking too many of Alex’s margaritas.Then he has the nerve to instruct everyone to “look for it as a group”

While most would probably just shove Mouse and his backpack out of the helicopter, Ilana would’ve turned to everyone like this

and Abbi’s reaction would be more

before she pulled the group together, because that’s what Abbi does.

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